When I tell people that I have depression

When I tell people that I have depression, I get multiple reactions:

• Many do not understand that I have a medical condition but think that I'm sad over some unfortunate thing in my life.
• Some don't understand what it is and asks me further questions.
• Some are absolutely mute.
• Some give me LOTS of advices on 'how to think positive'.
• Some ask me to have faith in God.
• Some blame my overambitious nature, saying that I try too much to balance my life between family and work.
• Some blame my disbelieve in God and say that God punishes.
• Some pity.
• Some stare.
• Some ask me to be a housewife to reduce tension.
• Some do understand and leave me into my own life.
• Some(Very few) understand and stand with me.
• The hilarious one: This happened at Ayurmana. I met a gentleman (see my language) there, who left Ayurmana in three days after I joined the place. When I told him that I have depression(only after he asking me what my medical condition is), he immediately guessed that I have some marital issues. He started to talk to me (though I was not in a mood to talk). He didn't ask directly anything to me, but Hail his guessing capabilities. He took my number. After he left, his messages poped into my mobile like anything. He was so worried about my depression that he started to offer sex through his messages. He also regrets that for those three days that I was at Ayurmana, he couldn't invite me to his room (might be you forgot gentleman, you did call me multiple times and I denied) so that he could have had my body then and there itself. Pity, pity, pity! Pity on you!!

Now why the hell on this earth, should I feel like telling people that I have this medical condition. I will lie to you next time when you ask me what my health issue is. Hail Me! Hail my brain!! Hail my disease!!! That's it!!!!