At Ayurmana, Dr.Jayaprakash, checked my palms(he knows palmistry) and said that I have a very special trait. I can worry over anything and everything under the sun like a child. My friends used to ask me, "Itna sochti kyoon ho? (Why you think this much?)". I never realised that I'm the universal worry queen, till Dr.JP told me this. I have been adviced to try a some breathing techniques and mindfulness to bring this trait under control.
Below is a letter that I'm anticipating from someone very soon :).
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To,
The Worry Queen
Worry Land
From,
A Worried Disciple
Worry Land
Your Worry Majesty,
Hail You and long live your worries!
I'm writing to you with lots of worries in my worried mind. I heard that your worry levels have been going beyond the actual worry level as prescribed by our palace worrycian. I'm much worried about you, Your Majesty!
I read in our daily "Worry News", that you not only worry when it does not rain but also worry when it rains. Your worry that our small balconies cant properly get our clothes dried during rainy days is well understood. But why do you worry that the sunny days can fade our clothes. Now, we disciples are so worried about the rain and our clothes that, our Worry Lab at Worry West has decided to start a new research on worry free clothing.
Now, Your Majesty! Our next worry is your worry that strawberries being red, oranges being orange and bananas being yellow. You know Your Majesty, there have been times when I have worried about leaves being green and sea full of water. It would, obviously have been excellent to have all black leaves (all in same black and no color variations, okie) and sea full of land and land full of water. But, what to do, this is impractical. The Creator is above us all. So I'm trying to adapt to His whimsical ways of design and creation of this universe. We have no choice, Your Majesty! No choice at all!!
And Your Majesty, you worry a lot that you worry. You also worry that we worry. But my greatest concern is when you worry that we worry about your worries. Enough Your Majesty! Enough!! We can't see you suffering through your worries. (Now I'm worried that you worry that I worry on your worries and my worries together!)
Hence, I humbly request you to stop worrying on atleast our worries. Let your worries be there with you. And let our worries be with us. I wish you to get well soon and be back to your normal worrisome life.
With much worries and thanks,
Your's truly,
Your deeply worried disciple.
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NB: Now I challenge you. Who would want to compete with me in worrying. I'm pretty confident that I can beat up anyone out there in the worry zone :) :).
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